A Swishahouse Teaparty

Setting: Paul Wall and Mike Jones are sitting at a country club sipping sizzurp out of tea cups.
Paul Wall: I like talking about my teeth in my songs. You?
Mike Jones: I like referencing our record label. Again and again. Repetition is key. Monotonous, never-ending repetition.
PW: Go on.
MJ: Then I like to write one really good line, and repeat is over and over. Like this: Back then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot hoes all on me. Back then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot hoes all on me. Back then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot hoes all on me. Back then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot hoes all on me.
PW: Again?
MJ: Back then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot hoes all on me.
PW: Interesting.
MJ: And I don’t limit a line to one song. If it’s good, I’ll use it in almost ever song I write. What do you like to talk about besides your teeth?
PW: Other jewelry, cars, parts of cars, driving cars, the dashboard, rims, sometimes the trunk. And my teeth.
MJ: You already said that.
PW: Did I?
MJ: Maybe. I don’t really remember with the Sizzurp and all. Hey, I saw Mos Def the other day when we went to MTV Studios. He called me “Stepin Fetchet.” What does that mean?
PW: He’s some actor. I’ve seen some of his stuff. It’s pretty funny. Yeah I saw Mos Def too. He called me “Blackface?” What does that mean?
MJ: Must be a complement. You know what else is good to rap about?
PW: What?
MJ: Your name. Sometimes the chorus of my songs will be me just saying my name over and over.
PW: Yeah I like doing that too. Then they remember you.
MJ: Hey I have a new idea for a video: Remember last one we got head in a car and went to a strip club?PW: Go on…
MJ: Why not get head IN a stripclub?!
PW: Brilliant
*they toast*