Doseone, for those of you who don't know him, is a member of the Anticon group that makes up such acts as Subtle and 13 & God. He's not rich. Lil' Kim, of course, is.
Scene - Brockton Starbucks
Barista: Hello sir, what would you like today?
Doseone: Coffee, leave some room for cream.
Barista: Ok, so Cafe Americana. What size, sir?
Doseone: Ummm...(checks pockets)...What can I get for $2.50?
Barista: A tall
Doseone: I'll take it
(loud crunching noise, sound of reverse beep from gigantic tour bus)
(enter Lil' Kim)
Kim: Whose Toyota Corolla that?
Doseone: Oh, godd*mnit
Kim: Oh, little white kid. D*mn, I'm sorry
Doseone: You hit my car?
Kim: Yeah, what's that hoopty worth, like $500?
Doseone: That's my livelihood!
Kim: I already tell you I'm sorry.
Doseone: F**K! I'm supposed to be playing Stonehill in an hour, I don't have time for this. Wait, Lil' Kim? I thought I recognized you by your lack of clothes.
Kim: Who you calling a tramp?
Doseone: I never said tramp!
Kim: Well, I can't stay to chat, here, take a few bucks.
Doseone: You can't just lea--Oh, you just did...
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