Monday, October 29, 2007

Doseone and Lil' Kim

Doseone, for those of you who don't know him, is a member of the Anticon group that makes up such acts as Subtle and 13 & God. He's not rich. Lil' Kim, of course, is.

Scene - Brockton Starbucks

Barista: Hello sir, what would you like today?

Doseone: Coffee, leave some room for cream.

Barista: Ok, so Cafe Americana. What size, sir?

Doseone: Ummm...(checks pockets)...What can I get for $2.50?

Barista: A tall

Doseone: I'll take it

(loud crunching noise, sound of reverse beep from gigantic tour bus)

(enter Lil' Kim)

Kim: Whose Toyota Corolla that?

Doseone: Oh, godd*mnit

Kim: Oh, little white kid. D*mn, I'm sorry

Doseone: You hit my car?

Kim: Yeah, what's that hoopty worth, like $500?

Doseone: That's my livelihood!

Kim: I already tell you I'm sorry.

Doseone: F**K! I'm supposed to be playing Stonehill in an hour, I don't have time for this. Wait, Lil' Kim? I thought I recognized you by your lack of clothes.

Kim: Who you calling a tramp?

Doseone: I never said tramp!

Kim: Well, I can't stay to chat, here, take a few bucks.

Doseone: You can't just lea--Oh, you just did...

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