Dwight K Schrute- "The Office"
I’m the best paper seller around
Ain’t no computer in town
Better than me I can’t be beat
Especially when I’m on the farm sellin beats
Halpert cracks jokes all day
But the time will come for him to pay
And for Dwight to play
Like when I play second life
Don’t have no time for a wife
Since angela dumped my ass
I feel like I failed a class
Michael is the greatest boss on earth
I wish we had been friends since out birth
Don’t get me started on an-dy
He’s probly steal candy from a baby
The man can’t sing
The man can’t dance
He’s such a big liar, his pants are on fire
And speaking of fires how bout our out temp ry
He’s the big boss now, but will always be the fire guy
Time to get back to work to sell someone paper
Ill be back to finish my Dwight schrute rap later
Get away from me halpert you big schmuck
Like zane in titanic, a real man creates his own luck.
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